In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Paz McCay!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dorkdom throws a volley of commanding shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of solid shots to the nose. Mccay is hurt!
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+Mccay smashes Dorkdom with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Mccay tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom hits with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Mccay sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkdom tosses a solid straight right to the face.
+Dorkdom attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the head. Mccay ignores it.
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+Mccay tattoos Dorkdom with a pair of painful punches to the temple. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkdom catches Mccay with a cross to the solar plexus. Mccay backpedals to his own corner.
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-Mccay throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Dorkdom staggers Mccay with a powerful jab to the temple.
+Mccay pummels Dorkdom with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom fires a flurry of punches to the chest!!
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+Mccay connects with a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkdom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Mccay lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Mccay backs up Dorkdom with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom pounds Mccay with a hard roundhouse to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 48 of 53 punches, and Paz McCay landed 30 of 39 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mccay doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Dorkdom attempts a straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Mccay pokes Dorkdom with a solid straight right to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom staggers Mccay with a barrage of quick punches to the face!!
+Mccay grazes Dorkdom with a series of mean punches to the head.
+Dorkdom hits with a jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom lands a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Mccay hits with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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-Mccay attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Mccay launches a series of right punches to the head, but falls short.
+Mccay fires a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom ignores it.
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+Dorkdom strikes with a hard left to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Mccay hits with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom slams Mccay with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 37 of 42 punches, and Paz McCay landed 26 of 38 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Mccay doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dorkdom annoys Mccay with a series of nasty blows to the temple.
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-Mccay lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Mccay throws a volley of painful punches to the ribs!
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-Mccay tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
+Mccay nails Dorkdom with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach! Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkdom fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Mccay steps aside.
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-Dorkdom throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Mccay beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom stuns Mccay with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom fires a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom lands a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Mccay strikes with a volley of mean punches to the ribs. Dorkdom gets mad!
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+Mccay hits Dorkdom with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom throws a pair of furious punches to the nose. Mccay doesn't notice.
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+Mccay solidly lands a commanding roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 27 of 39 punches, and Paz McCay landed 21 of 40 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Mccay doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Mccay throws a series of loud punches to the jaw. Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mccay connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom tosses a loud jab to the face.
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+Mccay catches Dorkdom with a barrage of quick punches to the eye. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
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-Mccay fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
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+Mccay whacks Dorkdom with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
+Mccay drills Dorkdom with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom solidly lands a quick straight right to the mouth.
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+Mccay nails Dorkdom with a series of stinging punches to the face.
+Dorkdom suprises Mccay with a series of furious punches to the mouth. Mccay grimaces in pain.
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-Mccay attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Dorkdom leaps aside.
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+Mccay thumps Dorkdom with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Dorkdom is hurt!
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-Dorkdom throws a series of punches to the head, but Mccay ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom drills Mccay with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom grazes Mccay with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 26 of 33 punches, and Paz McCay landed 36 of 46 punches.
Paz McCay won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Mccay doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom pummels Mccay with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Mccay tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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+Dorkdom solidly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Mccay hits Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mccay rocks Dorkdom with a cross to the head! Dorkdom falls against the ropes!
+Dorkdom drills Mccay with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Mccay punches Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Dorkdom launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Mccay charges with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Mccay escapes.
+Mccay throws a volley of solid punches to the chest. Dorkdom seems wobbly!
+Dorkdom lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest. Mccay seems wobbly!
-Mccay charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
+Mccay hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 28 of 40 punches, and Paz McCay landed 29 of 50 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Mccay doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Mccay paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
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+Mccay throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Mccay strikes with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
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+Mccay drills Dorkdom with a straight right to the ribs.
+Dorkdom fires a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
+Mccay wallops Dorkdom with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Dorkdom fires a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom lands a pair of nice punches to the head. Mccay doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkdom tosses a painful jab to the temple.
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-Mccay throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Mccay slams Dorkdom with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but Mccay takes it in the forearms.
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-Mccay launches a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkdom ducks.
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+Mccay throws a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Mccay catches Dorkdom with a series of furious punches to the face. Dorkdom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Mccay connects with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
+Mccay backs up Dorkdom with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Mccay smacks Dorkdom with a series of blows to the head. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 33 of 42 punches, and Paz McCay landed 47 of 74 punches.
Paz McCay won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Mccay remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom lands a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
-Mccay charges with a cross to the face, but Dorkdom takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of punches to the nose!! Mccay beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom solidly lands a jab to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkdom launches a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom scores with a commanding right to the jaw. Mccay doesn't notice.
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+Dorkdom hits with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom lands a pair of punches to the head. Mccay shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkdom hits Mccay with a series of vicious punches to the nose. Mccay covers up.
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+Dorkdom belts Mccay with a pair of punches to the ribs. Mccay sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkdom hammers Mccay with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Mccay attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkdom steps aside.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of off balance punches to the chest!
+Mccay lands a right to the face.
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+Mccay smacks Dorkdom with a series of loud punches to the nose. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the chin. Mccay laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 56 of 63 punches, and Paz McCay landed 19 of 41 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mccay remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkdom tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Mccay quickly backs away.
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-Mccay paws a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Mccay throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkdom takes it in the forearms.
+Mccay thumps Dorkdom with a nice roundhouse to the temple.
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-Mccay tries to land a jab to the chin, but misses.
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+Mccay tosses a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom smacks Mccay with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
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+Mccay backs up Dorkdom with a volley of light punches to the jaw!
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+Dorkdom pounds Mccay with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Dorkdom takes charge with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Mccay pummels Dorkdom with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
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+Dorkdom punches Mccay with a loud left to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 26 of 40 punches, and Paz McCay landed 23 of 42 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 78-74
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mccay remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Mccay lands a volley of strong punches to the chin. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mccay jars Dorkdom with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom punches Mccay with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Mccay backs up Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the temple! Dorkdom ignores it.
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-Mccay attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom throws a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
-Dorkdom fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Mccay fires a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkdom doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkdom punches Mccay with a volley of strong punches to the head.
+Dorkdom tags Mccay with a furious sweeping right to the chin.
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-Mccay fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
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+Mccay hits Dorkdom with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 31 of 43 punches, and Paz McCay landed 30 of 49 punches.
Paz McCay won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mccay remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom tattoos Mccay with a pair of punches to the nose. Mccay laughs!
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-Mccay attempts a left jab to the chin, but misses completely.
-Dorkdom paws a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom scores with a volley of punches to the face!!
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+Mccay thumps Dorkdom with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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+Mccay hits Dorkdom with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
-Mccay tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom ducks.
+Mccay grazes Dorkdom with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Mccay solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkdom fires a jab to the eye.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of punches to the eye!
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-Dorkdom paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Mccay steps aside.
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+Mccay solidly lands a pair of furious punches to the temple!
-Mccay attacks with a right straight right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Mccay attempts a left jab to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Mccay hits Dorkdom with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Dorkdom ignores it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Mccay attacks with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkdom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Mccay lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Mccay pokes Dorkdom with a series of furious blows to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 28 of 43 punches, and Paz McCay landed 46 of 69 punches.
Paz McCay won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 96-94
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mccay grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkdom tosses a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
+Dorkdom jolts Mccay with a left to the temple. Mccay grimaces in pain.
+Mccay throws a wild straight right to the ribs.
+Mccay catches Dorkdom with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Mccay attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dorkdom leaps aside.
+Mccay punches Dorkdom with a flurry of furious punches to the head!!
+Dorkdom slams Mccay with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw!!
-Mccay launches a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Mccay scores with a volley of blows to the chin. Dorkdom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Mccay attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
-Mccay lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Dorkdom backs out of it.
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-Dorkdom tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Mccay blocks.
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+Mccay rocks Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the chin. Dorkdom laughs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Dorkdom fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Mccay quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom rocks Mccay with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Mccay is hurt!
+Mccay jolts Dorkdom with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Dorkdom slams Mccay with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
-Dorkdom paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom pounds Mccay with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom lands a straight right to the ribs. Mccay grimaces in pain.
-Mccay lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dorkdom takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 46 of 64 punches, and Paz McCay landed 48 of 74 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 106-103
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mccay grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mccay tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkdom fires a pair of punches to the chin. Mccay shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom fires a flurry of punches to the head. Mccay shakes his head to clear it.
+Mccay throws Dorkdom with a low blow! This is terrible!
+Dorkdom nails Mccay with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
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+Dorkdom clocks Mccay with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Mccay ignores it.
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+Dorkdom thumps Mccay with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
-Mccay probes with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom tags Mccay with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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-Mccay tries to land a pair of right shots to the chin, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom slams Mccay with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Mccay attacks with a series of left blows to the face, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkdom lunges with a series of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chin!
+Dorkdom strikes with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Mccay covers up.
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+Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Mccay sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Mccay punches Dorkdom with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
+Mccay pops Dorkdom with a volley of heavy combinations to the nose.
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+Mccay hits Dorkdom with a volley of wild combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom landed 45 of 56 punches, and Paz McCay landed 18 of 30 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Mccay grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 10: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 10: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 116-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 10: Paz McCay 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
